Friday, December 31, 2010

A possible beginning to a new story...

Bridgette had been hiking up the side of the Ozark mountains when she fell. She had tripped on a tree root- one of the ones that found its way to sunlight ten feet away from the tree it belonged too. Even though a vast canopy of leaves and branches covered the forest the Fauna and Flora flourished with or without sunlight. Everything was vibrantly alive-trees, animals and even the rocks were numerous. And it was with her head on a bloody rock and the sun overhead that Bridgette regained consciousness. For a minute or an hour she did not know, but Bridgette felt like she had died.

Bridgette felt like she had died and had come face to face with that blinding white light people describe when they say “near death experience.” Yes, she was faced with a blinding light and a vague recognition of who she was. But then there was pain! And blood! Blood that was coming from the back of her head, and had been on her hands. She needed help and yet, for the life of her, Bridgette couldn’t remember where she was.

Looking around, unable to stand on her own, she found that if she reached out and grabbed a low branch then she could hoist herself to her knees and be able to stand then. Despite the pain she did exactly that. She reached, she grabbed, she pulled, she stood. And then Bridgette, disoriented and confused, began walking to the left because she heard noise coming from there and loud voices at that. Things like “glass” and “paint” reached her ears and from this she deduced that it must be a crew of construction workers. A foreman and a few workers, maybe, and as she walked through more trees, a few more building materials reached her ear drums through the ringing in her ears. She came out of the trees to be faced with an enormous hotel.

Or was it?

Whatever it was, it was very dilapidated but it had men working on it from all angles. As Bridgette’s eyes raked over the ivy covered limestone and the grounds she could see she took in the repaired part of the roof (now being painted plum instead of its drab brown) and she could sense this hotel was a woman. In her despair she was beautiful and like her name, La Luna, this hotel would go thru phases like the moon. Bridgette could tell that La Luna was waning now, but soon she would be full and beautiful again. Like a good woman, La Luna was sheltering and fruitful, Bridgette thought after noticing her five floors and many windows. Along with her hypnotic state, this grand lady brought along with her a reverie that took some of the pain and shock from Bridgette’s injury but it was the fountain that called to Bridgette something she couldn’t deny.

The fountain that was half copper half green with age casted a spell with people since the first day it was erected. It may have been the horses that let the clearest water Bridgette had ever seen flow from their mouths. Or the fish that encircled the base seeming to support the horses lest they fall into the large basin of spring water below. Or it may have been the little fae, that held little scepters in their little hands, that seemed to smile and frown at the same time. It was the one little faerie baby who sat on top that really caught Bridgette’s eye. The one who seemed to know all the secrets that passed on the grounds of La Luna. La Luna was built in the late eighteen eighties and this little fae baby was witness to fifty one years of secret trysts in the night and lavish garden parties in the day. He was also the only part of the fountain untouched, completely, by green age and as such this made him king over all. He was glamorous and while striking a benevolent pose, he could be cruel. His eyes told her that and his eyes were the same eyes that she was faced with when a hand grabbed her shoulder and turned her around quickly.

Benevolent, but they could be cruel and they were something. After all, having one eye a pale blue and the other green with brown points like a star was something. He started asking her things, but his voice was low and it couldn’t reach past the ringing she heard. The man, dressed in a doctor’s coat and a fine linen suit underneath removed his hand from her shoulder and both his extraordinary eyes and Bridgette’s were drawn to the blood on his fingers. Perhaps it was the shock of seeing more blood, or maybe it was the ringing in her ears, but it was most like the force of being turned around quickly coupled with a hard blow to the head, mixed in with shock that caused Bridgette to crumble to the ground at this doctor’s feet.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

The Secret of Blogging.

I recently, like five seconds ago, discovered the secret of blogging.

Let me explain, I am always like super jealous of people who have millions and millions of posts over the period of like...a year. AND THEY ARE AMAZING. Seriously...these people lead some awesome lives. And it always made me want to put some more awesome into my life...but alas
the awesome raptor never really found its way here. lol

But then, because I have been reading Hyperbole and a Half for the past six hours, it occured to me where I was making my mistake. I, for some ungodly reason, was under the impression that one had to talk about things currently in their life...oh no...no no. so now a story from my past.

CARTER'S CRAP CORNER.

My sophmore theology teacher was named Tom Carter, TomCat for short. And I flunked his class on purpose. But I fucking loved this teacher and hated him at the same time. Don't ask me why...

But I mean...this is the teacher that tells you ACTING IS A SIN PUNISHABLE BY FLAMES AND GOD....and then turns around and shows you Jesus Christ Superstar.....which makes Herod out to be gay.

Either way, Tom Cat Carter tended to tell us things like "you cant fathom cancer, its too seriously for anyone in this room to know." Little did tom cat know that the corner I sat in happened to been full of either cancer survivors or people with relatives dealing with cancer. Irony, no?

Well, naturally we retaliated to the point of going to the principle. For this, we were labelled the crap corner. And for this reason I never did my home work in this class and just passed notes back and forth with Jenn about how sexy tom cruise as Lestat was. (I vaugely remember some louis love as well but i mean...Lestat won hard."

Either way, we were the crap corner and it wasnt until a few weeks before the end of school that I realized Carter's antics made me really amused. And then I decided to actually be a decent student, but that didnt work really well seeing as we had like...a week before finals.

But on this particular Thursday two weeks before finals TC asked me and Jenn to go and find this plant by the bathrooms that were outside. Because part of the school was underconstruction they took two of the bathrooms and encased them in prefab outdoor storage buildings. This caused much smell and it was cold. This was not a happy task for jenn and me but when we found the little plant that was almost dead outside the bathrooms, we couldnt help but decide to care for it.

We named it Stewie.

Somehow 'caring' for stewie got mixed up with needing to show carter how he wrongfully treated this plant. Stewie was left upon his desk the next morning. We totally figured he wouldnt know it was us, and so, we were totally shocked when he told up to get rid of stewie. Well this made of laugh even further and kind of angry so we kept stewie for a week in our lockers. Watering him in between classes and giving him love, but no sun because that would require putting him back outside in the snow.

Mysteriously Stewie ended up on Carters desk the following Thursday. And when we arrived for class Stewie ended up on Jenns desk. Stewie, at least for the remainder of class got to stay in the Crap Corner before dieing a little plant death.

RIP little guy....rip...

New Years....LIKE A BOSS

I have somehow managed to convince myself I don't have to ack like an adult until January third. When I have to go explain to the admin that I passed all my classes this semester and I really dont think I should have to take this success class I already took last semester and made an A in.
But this means that things like New Years resolutions dont really apply. Unless my new yearsresolution is to marry alan rickman, johnny depp and sam neill. Like it was in High School...I dont really have any...
And not acting like an adult means I installed the new tv, made myself a white russian, and am reading Hyperbole and a Half. LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.....
Yeah...

Monday, December 20, 2010

Blurb

Me: *calls mom* mom... I'm *snifflacoughsneeze* Sick...so I am thinking of not going to my friends bday party tonight, but i will come down tomorrow

Mom: You have to make sure we have your presents wrapped by then.

Me: *coughdies* But...I mean yeah, totally, just call me when you have those-

Mom: You cant get this household sick

Me:..........

Mom: You ok?

Me:.....Well, fine I won't come over until I am better

Mom: Yes, that would be best.

Me: .......*sneezeatack*

Mom: Oh, gotta go, your bros are being silly. *click*

Me:........................*cuts self*



Ok, j/k i don't cut myself in real life but sometimes, I mentally do. lol

Friday, December 17, 2010

To the ER and back, and a Christmas Tree Decorating we will go!

Thursday, I totally thought that I was having a heart attack. So, I called my mom and was all like "I am going into the er and you dont have to meet me there, but my chest hurts really bad." And mom who is going into Nursing school was all "So which side is it on, describe your symptoms." And I replied, "Mom. its on my left side, going into my shoulder and arm and I cant move it hurts so bad." So i get off the phone with her and go to the hospital and the doctor orders and EKG, an X-Ray, and a urine test. So the EKG comes back fine, and the X-Ray does too, he never looked at the urine test, but so even though the x-ray comes back fine he asks me if i have ever broken my ribs from coughing to much.

....WHAT? This is how my brain processed this conversation.

Doctor: So, your tests came back normal....you know...did you ever break your Ribs from having something like walking Pnuemonia? Some people do that you know, from coughing too hard.

Me: OMFG!!111!!!!!1!!!! I HAVE A BROKEN RIB?!?!....No, sir. I have never broken my ribs.

Doc: well I think that you have inflammation of the heart and lungs. I dont think it was a heart attack. Youll be prescribed flexeril and naprosyn.

Me:..................k.

Yeah, so then I go to my moms to get the credit card to pay for my prescriptions and i end up working on studying. The next day, after getting my prescriptions, after my final I took a flexeril.

This is a bad idea. If you give a Bourbon a flexeril at nine in the morning, she will want to have a drug induced sleep. And if she will want to have a drug induced sleep it will last until six p.m.

This did not bode so well for the fact that I needed to wake up around noon to study for my State and Local Government final and finishing my Economics take home final. (Ended up with a C in the class, but hey, this semester was hard. It was really my first semester living by myself) So, after staying up till around ten p.m. and then laying in bed for two hours trying to get to sleep I finally slept. And was woken up by my grandma at six fifteen a.m. to go to my government final. I wrote a NOVEL on the essay portion. But then all was well because I sold back my econ book and was able to buy a Christmas Tree and have some cash left over for Jenn's 21st bday party on Monday.

And so now I am decorating the tree, and watching the Skeleton Key with the bestie!!! Pics to soon follow...maybe another photoshop too....hmm....

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Fear me, Love Me, Do as I say Part Three!



Once again, pls click to take it into a high res version. Hehehehehe

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Seriously



My Photoshop Obsession needs to stop...But i think the "Love me, Fear me, Do as I say" quote from Labyrinth in becoming a theme.





Inspiration from an roleplay I had with a friend, storybook style about JTR and his one true lurve. No need to tell me I am wierd I know this. The stock image comes from angeldemonn on devart.

Once again, click on for full size hi res image.

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